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Rusty - 2008 Ford F150 5.4L Triton

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Rusty - 2008 Ford F150 5.4L Triton

Destined for a junk-yard - Rust and the fatal Phaser Nightmare

Picked this up by accidentally winning an auction. Engine timing, valve issues, phasers, rust... oh, the rust. What the hell were we thinking?

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"Ol' Blue" - 2017 Ford Explorer XLT - 3.5L V6 Non-Turbo

Engine Swap: Water pump caused engine to seize

Chocolate Milk for Oil? Yup... water pump committed suicide, and bled all over our motor... complete engine swap time!

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July 17, 2026